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G'day my name is Woodza and I'm an alcoholic...oh bugger wrong place..anyhow they call me Tone and I live in the Land Down Under..the view is great up there,thanks for asking, next time you can leave your underwear off..and maybe trim the bushland..lmao..I swear I DID have sexual relations with my hands and left a stain on their dresses..I'm a father of 3, oh wait! I don't count as a kid..I have 2 beautiful girls ..Anyway people, please to meet you, I have meat to please some of you...mmmmm yum T-bone..If you want to know more about me then leave a message..Go ahead and Add/Fan/Rate/Crush/Whip and Molest me..Do whatever you want to me if you're a female..I'm easy just not cheap, unless you want me to be..lol..Be good but be very good at it..lol..I'll return the favour..and blokes,G'day...
I've been thru every imaginable life situation you can think of. But none of that defines me...
I am a strong stand up guy. I'm goal driven and results orientated. I live life off the cuff as I always have, but have grown a bit more wise, so maybe not so much as I used to. If you need someone for anything, and you know me, chances are it's my phone number you are looking for, that is if you haven't dedicated it to memory yet...It's my shoulder you cry on, it's my hand held out to help you up when you are down. It's me there when you need someone the most, and it's me walking away when you need your space.I'm the one who has figured you out, made you comfortable enough to talk and and reached inside your soul to help you bare all like you've wanted to for so long. And I'm the one who will never whisper a word of it to any one...I'm the friend you've always wanted to be to yourself. I'm that guy in the middle of the crowd that everyone is laughing with. I'm usually the center of attention, but I know I'm not the center of the world...

I'm bold. I'm loud. I'm a walking statement. I'm opinionated but open minded. I have iron clad morals, but you might think they are twisted...I am not perfect, but can perfectly adjust to any situation...
I'm not conceited, I'm not better than anyone else, I'm just fuckin' damn good at what I do.
I am Woodza, and you'll never meet anyone else like me...Cheers