Hi there i live in Tyrone and am 50 yrs young but i look at least 10 yrs younger, ,so im told. I dont like my pictures youll just have to see the real me. I like to keep my body and mind occupied at all times. I dont have many hours in the day to relax but when i do i would like to make my time count with some special lady. I like to work out every other day and love cooking. I love laughing because its the best medicine ive found yet. I try to make people at work laugh all day because it makes time go by faster. I enjoy going to Curve baseball games or just to stay home and spend quality time with someone special. I love hugging and kissing and try to live life to the fullest. I have two sons 23 and 25 and my yellow lab saydee who sings to my music LOL. Just looking for a nice lady to share my life with . If you feel like having fun you should definitly get a hold of me..... Sincerely Joe Damico <3<3<3<3----------------------------------------------------------reasons why couples dont have sex----------------------------------------------------------To my dear wife:During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:54 times the sheets were clean17 times it was too late49 times you were too tired20 times it was too hot15 times you pretended to be sleep22 times you had a headache17 times you were afraid of waking the baby16 times you said you were too sore12 times it was the wrong time of the month19 times you had to get up early9 times you said weren't in the mood7 times you were sunburned6 times you were watching the late show5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo3 times you said the neighbors would hear us9 times you said your mother would hear usOf the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:6 times you just laid there8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move________________________________________________________TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat36 times you did not come home at all21 times you didn't come with energy33 times you came too soon19 times you went soft before you got in38 times you worked too late10 times you got cramps in your toes29 times you had to get up early to play golf2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls4 times you got it stuck in your zipper3 times you had a cold and your nose was running2 times you had a splinter in your finger20 times you lost the motion after thinking about it all day6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book98 times you were too busy watching TVOf the times we did get together:The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe.