`A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. He says,"Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello? ...LOL...Thank you for stopping by. YOU have a lovely evening.xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)

Life is just like an ocean; we are moving without end. Nothing stays with us, what remains is just the memories of someone who touched us like waves. I would like to touch everyone with my utmost sincerity, endless love for humanity, and burning desire to care ~ Juliet AKA Modela Thank you for stopping by and for leaving me drinks, gifts and nice comments on my profile page. I appreciate your friendship and may our friendship will grow stronger forever. Please be safe.You have a wonderful weekend.
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A friend's story:My wife came home the other night and said,"Honey take my blouse off."I said,"Ok!"She said,"Honey take my skirt off."I said,"Ok!"She said,"Honey take my bra off."I said,"Ok!"She said,"Honey take my panties off."I said,"Ok!"Then she told me never to wear them again! ...LOLYou have a good night and thank you for stopping by.xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)

So, sorry if I was not here or if you have not seen me here in the last few days. My weekend has been very busy for me due to some fund raising events I am involved with. It was fun to spread love and caring to human kind and to make a difference in people's life. Simple act of kindness and caring made a lot of people happy, they smile and they feel cared for. We have a good turn out this year. I thank God for being so kind and faithful to help touch the people's heart to support our caused. It was tiring but it's worth to give back.Well, I hope your weekend was fun and enjoyable for you and your family. Thank you for stopping by and for leaving me some profile comments, drinks and gifts here. You have a good week ahead. Please take and be safe.GOOD NIGHT!WITH LOVE,JULIET AKA MODELA

`My girlfriend have always noticed me waving to everyone while we were driving around. She'd observed that no matter who it was, I'd flash my smile and wave to them happily, even if these people will give me a weird looks and didn't wave back at me. She asked me why I waved to strangers like that, and I said,"I heard about some people who had tried but failed to commit suicide. Many of them said that if only one stranger had just acknowledged me with a smile or a wave to let me know I exist, they wouldn't have tried to end their lives. I want to save a life today" ~ Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)Show your kindness and love to people you see, even those who you do not know. Let them know by your gestures you love and care for them as human. You might just save their life by showing your smile... You have a lovely weekend. Please take care and be well. xoxoxo (*_*)

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up." ~ LOLI HOPE YOUR WEEKEND WAS FUN AND EVENTFUL. THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY AND FOR LEAVING ME SOME SWEET LOVIN'. YOU HAVE A GOOD WEEK AHEAD.xoxoxo,JULIET aka MODELA (*_*)

Check your Dirty IQ!Questions:1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?Answers:1. a dentist2. a wedding ring3. peanut butter4.chewing gum5. an elevator6. a nose7. a newspaper boy8. a glove9. a crane10. a toothbrush, of course!Now Really! Just what were you thinking?Get your dirty mind out of the gutter...LOLYou have a pleasant evening.Good night!xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)

`Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. When a cell phone on a bench rings, a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk....MAN:"Hello"WOMAN:"Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"MAN:"Yes."WOMAN: I am at the mall and found a beautiful leather coat. It's $1,000. Can I buy it?"MAN:"OK, go ahead if you like it that much."WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2002 models. I saw one I really liked."MAN: How much?"WOMAN: $60,000.MAN:"For that price I want it with all the options."WOMAN:"Great! One more thing. ... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're only asking $450,000."MAN:"Well, then go ahead and buy it but just offer $420,000."WOMAN:"OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"MAN:"Bye, I love you too."The man hangs up. The other men are looking at him in astonishmentThen he asks:"Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" ~ LOLHump day is where we wish or want to hump. I hope you find one tonight!xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)

When you have a good friend that really cares for you and tries to stick in there with you, you treat them like nothing. Learn to be a good friend because one day you're going to look up and say I lost a good friend. Learn how to be respectful to your friends, don't just start arguments with them and don't tell them the reason, always remember your friends will be there quicker than your family. Learn to remember you got great friends, don't forget that and they will always care for you no matter what. Always remember to smile and look up at what you got in life.Peace be with you and may the creator be with you always. Thank you for your unconditional friendship. You have a beautiful week my friend. xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)

A boy asks his dad,"What's the difference between potential and realistic?" The dad tells him to go ask the rest of his family if they'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then he'd tell him the answer. The boy goes up to his mom and asks her. She responds,"A million dollars is a lot of money sweetheart. I could send you, your sister, and your brother to great colleges, so sure, I would!" He then goes and asks his sister to which she replies,"Brad Pitt? Hell ya, he's the hottest guy ever!" Next, the boy asks his brother who replies,"A million dollars? Hell yes I would. I'd be rich!" When the boy excitedly returns to his dad with the family's responses, the dad says,"Well son, potentially, we have three million dollars. Realistically, we have two sluts and a queer ~ LOLStormy weather seems to not want to go away on us. It's raining everyday **sigh**. Thank you for stopping by. I hope your evening is peaceful. Enjoy humping around...xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)

~A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband,"I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said,"I thought you were hanging yourself." She said,"Yes, I am!" The husband replied,"Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said,"I tried that, but I couldn't breathe." LOLTHANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY. YOU HAVE A MARVELOUS EVENING.GOOD NIGHT!xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)

~Take my love, take my landTake me where I cannot standI don't care, I'm still freeYou can't take the sky from meTake me out to the blackTell them I'm not coming backBurn the land and boil the seaYou can't take the sky from meThere's no place I can beSince I found SerenityBut you can't take the sky from me ~ Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)YOU HAVE A FANTASTIC WEEKEND AND THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY.I TOOK THIS PHOTO TODAY (6.13.14) @ LAKE NOKOMIS WITH MY iPHONE CAMERA.

~An elephant and a camel are talking. The elephant asks,"Why do you have boobs on your back?" The camel replies,"Ha! That's a funny question coming from an animal with a penis hanging from his face." ~ LOL...LOL....HAPPY HUMP DAY. ENJOY HUMPING AROUND.xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)

Hi Larry,People vanish, people die. People laugh and people cry. Some give up, some always try. Some says hi, some says bye. Others are honest, others may lie. Others may forget you but never will I ~ Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)You have a beautiful day. Please take care and be well.xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)

Little Johnny's friend calls to invite him over, but little Johnny says,"I can't, I'm grounded." His friend asks,"Why?" and he replies,"My mom called me a son of a bitch, and I said, 'Yup, you got that right.'" ~ LOLTHANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY. I HOPE YOUR WEEKEND WAS FUN. MINE WAS MEMORABLE. YOU HAVE A GOOD WEEK AHEAD.xoxoxo,JULIET aka MODELA (*_*)IT'S HUG ME SUNDAY! LOL

`A woman starts dating a doctor. She eventually becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor says to the woman,"I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle.""Do you think it will work?" she asks."It's worth a try," he says. The doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest. After the operation, he goes to the priest and says,"Father, you're not going to believe this.""What happened?" asks the priest."You gave birth to a child!""But that's impossible!" says the priest."I just did the operation," insists the doctor."It's a miracle! Here's your baby." About 15 years go by, and the priest realizes he must tell his son the truth. One day, he sits the boy down and says,"Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father." The son says,"What do you mean, you're not my father?" The priest replies,"I am your mother. The archbishop is your father." ~ LOLI hope your weekend is sunny. My girlfriend and I are going to the Rhubarb Festival and to the cabin up north for the weekend. Relax and enjoy your weekend my friend.xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)

~A husband suspected his wife was cheating on him. He explained his situation to a pet shop owner who replied,"I have a parrot that will let you know daily what goes on in your house. The bird has no legs, so he holds onto his perch with his penis." Reluctantly, the husband brought the bird home. At the end of the first day, the man asked the bird,"Did anything happen today?" The parrot said,"Yes, the milk man came over." The man asked,"What did he do with my wife?" The bird said,"I don't know; I got hard and fell." ~ LOL Thank you for stopping by.It's Hump Day. You have a good one!xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)

`A star falls from the sky and into your hands. Then it seeps through your veins and swims inside your blood and becomes every part of you. And then you have to put it back into the sky. And it's the most painful thing you'll ever have to do and that you've ever done. But what's yours is yours. Whether it's up in the sky or here in your hands. And one day, it'll fall from the sky and hit you in the head real hard and that time, you won't have to put it back in the sky again ~ Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)

'A professor was giving a lecture on involuntary muscular contractions to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, he decided to lighten the mood. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked,"Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?" She replied,"He's probably playing golf with his friends." ~ LOLI HAD A GOOD TIME AT THE PARTY TONIGHT IN SPITE OF THE RAINY (ALL NIGHT) WEATHER. MET SOME FRIENDS (Party of 30) I HAVE NOT SEEN IN A WHILE AT A BIRTHDAY DINNER AND HAD SOME GOOD LAUGHS...I HOPE YOURS WAS FUN AND EVENTFUL. THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY.xoxoxo,JULIET aka MODELA (*_*)