So.. I would describe myself as a very positive person heavily disguised in criticism / sarcasm / self loathing / laziness / vagueness and a darker sense of humour.

I dont dress for success.... i dress so that small children have something to point at.
I prefer good loud indie music... something with an edge
although i do listen to old school hip hop , modern 20th century classical , pop , rock , electronic ..... but country and musicals make my ears bleed

I love playing online pc games

a woman with intelligence,a strong hint of sarcasm and an independent mind who looks normal, attractive with a sense of humour and a brain

So if you find any of this remotely interesting then you're probably as fcked up as i am ... and it might be interesting to talk to you.

I do smile on occasion but it's hard to take a photo of yourself smiling without feeling like an idiot thinking 'What the fuck am i smiling about ?'