55 Year Old
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Male
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From Springfield, TN·
Joined on January 28, 2008
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on November 5th
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I have a crush on someone!
55 Year Old
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Male
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From Springfield, TN·
Joined on January 28, 2008
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on November 5th
·9 referrals joined!
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I have a crush on someone!
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A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past, looks up, and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?" The monkey says, "Smoking a joint, Come up and have some." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they share a few puffs. After a while the lizard says his mouth is "dry" and is going to get a drink from the river. Once at the river, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the water. A Crocodile sees this, swims over to the lizard, and helps him to the side; then he asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned, and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says, "Hey!" The Monkey looks down and says...."GOD DAMN!,......DUDE,.......how much water did you drink?!!!!!"
55 Year Old
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Male
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From Springfield, TN·
Joined on January 28, 2008
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on November 5th
·9 referrals joined!
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I have a crush on someone!
Interests
Music
I appreciate all types of music but my mains are usually "old skool" R&B and rap, a bunch of mainstream stuff, alternative rock , techno and trance and metalcore
Video Games
I like playing Guitar Hero 3..its ridiculously entertaining and addicting. Also play Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare online....never knew virtual reality killing can be soooo much fun lol
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