35 Year Old
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Female
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From Bakersfield, CA·
Invited by: LIL MISS TIFFY·
Joined on December 24, 2007
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on April 18th
35 Year Old
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Female
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From Bakersfield, CA·
Invited by: LIL MISS TIFFY·
Joined on December 24, 2007
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on April 18th
16
35 Year Old
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Female
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From Bakersfield, CA·
Invited by: LIL MISS TIFFY·
Joined on December 24, 2007
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on April 18th
Just thought i'd say HI,while I was flying by!Be sure to stop by my page and FAN me, RATE me,Comment on my pic's.If you would like to learn more about me, come check me out!
You've been hit by the|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^| |||...WINE TRUCK...........| ||'|';, ___.|_..._..._______===|=||_|__|..., ] -'(@)'(@)'' ''''**|(@)(@)*****''(@)ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 5 WOMEN WHO LIKE TO HAVE FUN;INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO U. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNOW YOUREALLY HAVE A PROBLEM !!!WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH.............1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OURBUTT WHILE YELLING 'WOO-HOO!' IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLYBELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE AHOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEMSOOOOO MUCH.6. WEGET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONGPLAY'S BECAUSE 'OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!'7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUSTLEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHENFLOOR (or the mop?)11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'REHAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.SEND THIS ALONG TO ALL THE GIRLS YOU KNOW WHO LIKE TO HAVE FUN.MAKE THEM LAUGH AT THEMSELVES LIKE YOU PROBABLY DID....SADLY, MANY ARE TRUE!And we say"Yo MaMa instead of Yo Yo Ma" ;-)