There was a woman who was a HUGE Beatles fan. She went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a tat of Paul McCartney on her left thigh looking up and a tat of John Lennon on her right thigh looking up So he spent several hours working on her and when he was done he proudly told her to check out his work. She was PISSED...she thought it looked NOTHING like McCartney or Lennon The tat artist disagreed and told her that they needed an unbiased opinion. So he went out into the alley and came back with a wino he had found. He asked him"Does the tattoo on her left thigh look like Paul McCartney to you?". The wino answered"I don't know". So he asked"Does the tattoo on her right thigh look like John Lennon to you?" and again he answered"I don't know...but that one in the middle with the bushy beard and bad breath...that's Willie Nelson, right?"