Take Time Today To Think of n Thank Those That Tempt Tease Tickle n Touch ur Ticker Feel Free to Fondle ur FU Friends, TipToed Through ur Thoughts Thankfully Nudging ur Knobs UBeenSelectivelyStalked Live Laugh Love Learn Smile n Try To See That ur Tuesday is Tremendous....
Mischievous Monday Marauding n Mauling !!! Stopped By to Say Hi n Harass ur Household. Ransacked ur Refrigerator, Looted ur Libations n Borrowed ur Bong to Smoke ur Stash...Left u a Like n Rattled ur Rate UBeenShockinglyStalked Live Laugh Love Learn n May ur Monday be Magnificent
Happy Humorous Humpday Houliganism !!! Snuck past ur Security System, Raided ur Refrigerator, Looted ur Liquor n Smoked ur Stash, Became Bewildered n Blindly Bumped ur Buttons UBeenStupefinglyStalked Live Laugh Love Learn n have a Wonderful Wednesday..
Still Sauced n Stumblin Saturday !!! Looted ur Liquor Bathed in ur Booze Snoozed on ur Sofa n Snuggled ur Seagrams...Dreampt of Doing ur buttons...Did I UBeenSpiritStalked Live Laugh Love Learn Say no to Sobriety n have a Wonderful Weekend
Furtive Friday !!! Covertly Canvassed Surreptitiously Snuck in Stalked ur Supplies n Liberated ur Libations UBeenStealthilyStalkes Live Laugh Love Learn Buy more Beer n have a Fantastic Friday..
Mischievous Maraudin n Maulin Mondaze !!! Stopped By to Say High n Harass ur Household. Looted ur Liquor n Smoked ur Stash Magnanimously Mistreated n Spanked ur Selectors UBeenStalked Live Laugh Love Learn n may ur Week begin Wonderfully
Smile n Stay Stoned Saturdazed !!! Aimlessly Ambling Wrecklessly Wandering Confused n Could Care less..Stopped By Said High, Puffed Passed n Wiggled ur Whachamacallits Made off with ur Munchies n a Bottle of Beer UBeenStonedStalked Live Laugh Love Learn n Have a Smokin Saturday.
Frisky Fun Filled Fondle ur Fu Friends Friday !!! Touched ur Things Groped ur Goodies Wiggled ur Whachamacallits n Tapped ur Triggers UBeenStimulatinglyStalked Live Laugh Love Learn Check ur Closets n have a Fabulous Friday the 13th..
Tap That Transgression Thursday !!! Stopped By to Say Hi, Purloined ur Pot n Tapped ur Triggers UBeenStimulatinglyStalked Live Laugh Love Learn Take a Toke n Drink-in the Day * or During the Day