......Have an awesome Monday ...joke of the day ...A guy goes to a club; the bouncer stops him."No tie, no entry." He walks back to his car to find a tie. All he found were jumper cables so he puts them around his neck like a tie. He goes back and says"How's this?" The bouncer says"I'll let you in, but don't start anything."
Its Tuesdays have an awesome Tuesdays joke of the day ..I went to a party and met apple there. I asked him to buy me a vodka, but Damn! He gave me a fruit punch....
Its Sunday here is the joke of the day. Math Teacher:"If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?" Student:"A drinking problem."...
Its Saturday here is the joke of the day........I screamed at my neighbor,"What on earth are you doing on our roof!" He screamed back,"I saw you at the bar, and you said the drinks were on the house!"......
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