48 Year Old
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Male
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From Freeland, WA·
Joined on November 15, 2007
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on March 25th
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I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
48 Year Old
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Male
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From Freeland, WA·
Joined on November 15, 2007
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on March 25th
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I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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Dear Alcohol,
First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfectpost-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around at the holidays (hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck inthe midst of endless family gatherings).
However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I wantto believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences:
1. Phone calls and text messages: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation after 2 a.m. can have much substance or necessity. Why would you make me call my ex's? Especially when I know, for a fact, they DO NOT want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of thenight.
2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal. But, why do you suggestthat I eat a taco with chili sauce along with a big Italian meatball and some stale chips (washed down with wine & topped off with a Kit Kat AFTER a few cheese curls & chili cheese fries)? I'm an eclectic eater,but I think you went too far this time.
3. Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to do more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer this issue home by causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary, and the black &blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day are beyond me. Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the front door key into the lock.
4. Further more: The hangovers have GOT to stop! This is getting ridiculous. I know a little penance for our previous evening's debauchery may be in order. But, the 3 p.m. hangover immobility iscompletely unacceptable. My entire day is shot. I ask that if the proper precautions are taken (water, vitamin B, bread products,aspirin) prior to going to sleep/passing out (face down on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn or wherever), the hangover should be minimaland in no way interfere with my daily activities.
Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now and would liketo ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been the invoker of greatstories, the provocation for much laughter and the needed companion whenI just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets.
In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my grievances above and address them immediately. I will look for an answer no later than Friday 3 p.m. (pre happy hour) on your possible solutions. And hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership.
Thank you, Your Biggest Fan
P.S. Please take a moment or two and note the following items below that I think may be of some interest to you.
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. British Constitution 3. Passive-Aggressive Disorder 4. I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. 2. Nope, no more beer for me. 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Good evening, officer. I'm so glad to see you! 5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing. 6. You know? I'd rather keep all of my clothes on.
48 Year Old
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Male
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From Freeland, WA·
Joined on November 15, 2007
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on March 25th
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I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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