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52 Year Old · Male · From Scotland Neck, NC · Invited by: Christy · Joined on October 25, 2007 · Relationship status: In a relationship · Born on January 7th · 2 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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52 Year Old · Male · From Scotland Neck, NC · Invited by: Christy · Joined on October 25, 2007 · Relationship status: In a relationship · Born on January 7th · 2 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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I am not looking for anyone that wants to sit on my face or sex me up... I get enough of that thank you very much. Yet if you want to be friends I am your guy. I love to play pc games; the one I am playing now is still World of Warcrack. I am witty and very interesting to talk to so drop me a line... no not that type of line.


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52 Year Old · Male · From Scotland Neck, NC · Invited by: Christy · Joined on October 25, 2007 · Relationship status: In a relationship · Born on January 7th · 2 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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What's Your Kinky Turn On?
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You scored as Biting

When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.


Biting


100%

Bondage


75%

Blood


67%

Whips


58%

Chains/Handcuffs


50%

Blind Folds


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  • Someone ⇒ jaslander2004
    PhotobucketWishing you a yummy Friday & an even yummier weekend!~*~XOXO~*~Lizzy

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    Sexy Comments & Profile Graphics

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  • Someone ⇒ jaslander2004
    yw :) have a great day!

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    it's the best

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  • Someone ⇒ jaslander2004
    Just a reminder, since I know you are TERRIBLE at remembering birthday's....or maybe that was just if it was MY birthday ;) ....but JUST IN CASEFriday....May 9....14 years old....DON'T FORGET!

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  • Someone ⇒ jaslander2004
    I know that you dork, I was just givin' ya shit!

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  • Someone ⇒ jaslander2004
    guess you didn't pay her enough to mess it up ;)

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  • Someone ⇒ jaslander2004
    PhotobucketYou are the weakest link....goodbye!

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  • Someone ⇒ jaslander2004
    LMFAO....I would so love to see you try to go medieval on my ass.....you should know by now you would lose. OH...that's right, you never learn

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    you die
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  • Someone ⇒ jaslander2004
    You make the mistake of assuming I have to travel to deal the death blow....HA! You should know better! When you least expect it.....

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  • Someone ⇒ jaslander2004
    Do you have a death wish or something???

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  • Someone ⇒ jaslander2004
    Just an FYI...if I get a bad haircut, I am holding you personally responsible!

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  • Someone ⇒ jaslander2004
    You know you are addicted to World of Warcraft when….10. You actually can play two characters at the same time (two box / multi-box / dual box) better than most players can play one.11. You have actually thought about how cool a “For the Horde” tattoo would be.12. When you think of 8 hours as 1 bubble of rested xp instead of being a 1/3 of a day.13. When you hear on the news about the Iraq Battlegrounds you wonder if the Horde manages to always win those too.14. Upon attending a get together of greater than 5 people you no longer refer to it as a party but a raid.15. You realize that from watching Arnold Schwarzenegger has to be a Paladin because if he were any other class he couldn’t survive that many attackers at one time. Then curiously you wonder why you have never seen him bubble/hearth in a movie before.16. You still expect to see a half naked nightelf one day dancing on your mailbox.17. You have played every class with every possible talent combination and still you fail to admit that Warlocks are OP ( over powered).18. You watch a SciFi movie and a person flies out an open airlock on a space craft and you think to yourself, ouch that is going to be hellva corpse walk.

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  • Someone ⇒ jaslander2004
    You know you are addicted to World of Warcraft when….1. You have to backspace over half your work emails because you know your fellow co-workers wouldn’t have a clue what you mean by your comments on customer-aggro, going AFK, or even when you LOL.2. You think to yourself that you wish you had a tank to help you get through traffic (and you are not referring to a Sherman or Abrams vehicle).3. You see a sign in a store saying that customers are forbidden to wear firearms and you hear a voice in your head say, “You can not equip that here”.4. Before you make a purchase you actually wonder if the item is going to be soulbound or if you will be able to resell it on ebay.5. You go car shopping and ask where the Mechanostriders are.6. You pass a graveyard and actively look for where the Spirit Healer is.7. You don’t consider yourself to be 34 but instead you are Level 34.8. If you never would think about taking a day off of work or school on a Tuesday (the day Blizzard does weekly maintenance).9 . You personally know every single spell / ability of each WoW class and exactly what level that each rank is obtainable.to be continued.....

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  • Someone ⇒ jaslander2004
    PhotobucketHope you have a great day!~*~XOXO~*~Lizzy

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  • Someone ⇒ jaslander2004
    PhotobucketCan you believe it? They made a lol about me! :P

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  • Someone ⇒ jaslander2004
    "Whatever"???Can't you do any better than that? I'm a little disappointed!

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