My Friendship promise;1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revengeagainst the sorry bastard who made you sad.2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about howmuch worse it could be until you quit whining.6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are wellagain. I don't want whatever you have.8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end."Why?" you may ask;"because you are my friend".Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed becauseyou can only think of 9.
Once you read this letter, you must send it to 14 people that you really care about, including the person that sent it to you. If you receive at least 7 back, then you are loved. Nobody knows what they have until they loose it. You never leave the person whom you love for the one you like, because that person who you like will leave you for the person whom they love. Tonight, right at 12:00am, your true love it is going to realize that they LOVE you! Then something is going to happen to you between 1:00 and 2:00 a.m. Tomorrow, be ready for the greatest shock of your life. If you break this chain, you are going to have bad luck in love for the next year of your life. Send this to 15 people in 15 minutes. Do it if you wanna know who your real friends are.
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