FIRST LET ME START THIS OFF WITH A LITTLE DISCLAIMER... I am happily married and no matter what you think, no matter who you are, I am not interested in you. I will block you if you harass me in any way. Now.... on to who I really am.

I'm 5'7, brown/blonde hair, athletic build and I have deep blue eyes. I'm a 30 year old waitress who makes damn good money at what I do. Don't knock the waitressing gig - I am going back to college in the Spring, but I love the feel of cash in my pocket every day. I just moved to Missouri from Florida where I owned and operated a lawn care and landscape company with my husband. After 7 successful years of playing lawn jockey, we sold the business and moved back to the hills of MO. He and I just celebrated our 9th wedding anniversary recently, and we have two incredibly beautiful boys. In my down time (which is rare), I love to party hard with a shot of Crown in one hand and a Bud Light Bottle in the other. I prefer to be playing pool, watching Nascar or football while doing so. I also love to sing and dance - those of you who know me know that already! I am a self-proclaimed music geek who should have made a living as a DJ instead. Just ask any of my friends. If you are here hoping to find nude pics of me, you better keep on walking - you won't find any. I'm not that kind of girl. I'm a lot of fun, but I do draw the line at that. Those pics are just for the hubby ;)