A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies:"I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."She answers,"My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.""Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me."She responds,"Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."The cab driver is very excited and says,"Yes, I'm single and Catholic!""OK" the Nun says,"pull into the next alley."The Nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying."My dear child," said the Nun, why are you crying?""Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must tell you, I'm married and I'm Jewish."The Nun says,"that's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party" well thats is a tranny nun joke hahaha
