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44 Year Old · Male · From Portland, OR · Joined on September 7, 2014 · Relationship status: Married · Born on January 22nd · I have a crush on someone!
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44 Year Old · Male · From Portland, OR · Joined on September 7, 2014 · Relationship status: Married · Born on January 22nd · I have a crush on someone!
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from many of my friends and family I have been told that I am the most of honest and truthful man on the planet. I work for a mattress company that's run with by my family, yes I am family oriented.
I am fan of the Portland Trail Blazers, Seattle Seahawks, and the Seattle Mariners. I have two sisters and four brothers. I am a single father of a 2 year old boy who means the world to me. Me and his mother are not together. Call me an immature dick but Thank god!!!
Let me tell you more about me. I am someone that has a lot of pet peeves of stupid people. I should write a book about it lol.
1. I hate when it when people use quote marks in the air with there fingers.
2. Women and Men in there 30's acting like an immature teenager saying "Whatever" all the damn time.
3. People that think they are better than you.
4. People that have so much drama in there lives that is around them 24/7 for the past billion years and has no idea how to get out of it but just continues to make too many stupid choices in life.
5. People that buy a very small and cheap product (like a pepsi) with there credit card. People, pepsi is not a major purchase.
6. People who think there all that and a bag of chips. See# 3
7. I hate Bumper stickers that say that "we are the proud parents of our child who is on the honor roll at some school". Why not get a bumper sticker that says "My child is so great that we do not need to advertise it to the whole fucking world to make others children and there parents pissed off".
8. I hate Twilight. I'm not homophobic when I say this but what kind of faggety vampire twinkles in the sunlight?. Whatever happen to the old fashioned vampire that kills and sucks necks?
9. boys and grown men that never keep there pants up and think there all that just because everyone else is doing it. Gentleman just to let you know, that idea came from an actual gay man that was in person billions of years ago to show other prison inmates that hes gay and does not mind being butt fucked 24/7.
10. People and families that never smile in photos. That shit scares me. Smile people you will live longer and it shows character so that others can give you attention on online personals. People that do not smile on photos scare the shit out of me. God knows they could be a killer, or wants everyone to know that they hate life. Its sad.
11. People that advertise on fubar that there damaged. Get a fucking life and grow up and stop living in the past and get on with your life.
12. People that are never positive to themselves or others.
13 Single Women that are too stupid to take care of themselves and use men. It's amazing how many women are like that OMG! ladies, your not a princess anymore time to grow up and live on your own.
14. I can't stand country music. If you do, its cool. Smile2.gif
15. Men in there late teens or in there twenties or in there thirties wearing long dress coats and sun glasses thinking there Keeanu Reeves from the Matrix. STOP THAT SHIT!! and get help. I like the Matrix movies too but I don't want to dress up like its fucking Halloween everyday of my life.
16. People that wear sunglasses at night. If there prescription cool but if not take them the fuck off until the sun comes out. If you have a hangover I will understand.
17. People that over-react way too much. Please calm the fuck down and live your life to the fullest. Life is too short.
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44 Year Old · Male · From Portland, OR · Joined on September 7, 2014 · Relationship status: Married · Born on January 22nd · I have a crush on someone!
Interests
I like to go camping, play video games new and old school, play basketball, play pool, hang out with my friends, travel, meeting new people, writing funny stuff, try to spend a lot of time with my son.
Music
I like rock, classic rock, some R&B, like, The Rolling Stones, U2, The Beatles, Bruce Springsteen, David Bowie, Lenny Kravitz, AC/DC, Aerosmith, The black eyed peas, Frank Sinatra, Green day, Huey Lewis and the News, The Gorillaz, James Brown, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zepelin, Nirvana, Prince, Queen, The who.

I like a lot of old school and new video games. I still have my first Nintendo since the late 1980's. I do have a PS3. I got a bunch of batman games for my ps3
Movies
holy jeez, I like a lot of movies. from James Bond movies, Star wars, Star Trek, Layercake, Batman movies, Superman movies, etc ( I will come back to add more)
Video Games
I like a lot of old school and new video games. I still have my first Nintendo since the late 1980's. I do have a PS3. I got a bunch of batman games for my ps3

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