I am 5'5 with brown hair and hazel green eyes. I have 2 children ages 11 and 7, both boys. Liam and Kris are the highlight of my life and every time i look at them i know i did something right. There is this guy that i like and i think he and i will have a long and happy future together. You know who you are. I like to go for long walks on the beach, swimming, movies, reading, chilling at home and spending time with my boys. Anything else you wanna know just ask me. By the way here is a pretty cute joke lol:The Day the Penis asked for a Raise:I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the followingreasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirstinto everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. Iwork in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poorventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me tocontagious diseases.Sincerely,P. Niss The Response:Dear P. Niss:After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you haveraised, the administration rejects your request for the followingreasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after briefwork periods. You do not always follow the orders of the managementteam. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seenvisiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to bepressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave theworkplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't alwaysobserve necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correctprotective clothing. You will retire well before you are 65. You areunable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your designated workarea before you have completed assigned task. And if that were not all,you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplacecarrying two suspicious looking bags! !Sincerely,V. Gina