I promise you my heartI promise you my lifeI promise we'll never be apartI promise not to hurt youI promise to never make you cryI promise to always trust youI promise not to lieI promise you foreverI promise you my respectI promise to do things rightI promise to always be thereI promise until the endI promise to always love youI promise to be your best friendI promise you my loveI promise you my lifeI promise this foreverI promise our friendship is my lifeYour the PEANUT to my BUTTER ,Your the STAR to my BURST,Your the M to my M,Your the POP to my TART,Your the MILKY to my WAY,Your the FRUIT to my LOOP,Your the MILK to my DUDS,Your the LUCKY to my CHARMS,Your the ICE to my CREAM,But mostly....Your the BEST to my FRIENDFAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.Send this heart 2 at least 15 people... including me... if u care 4 me!!!Let's see how many hearts you get!!!!All the best...........¶¶¶¶¶¶............¶¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶..¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶........¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶........¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ..¶¶¶¶¶......¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶..........¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶..............¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶..................¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶......................¶¶¶¶FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore thisREAL FRIENDS: Will send it back 2 uI'm waiting...... it's friendship week

"True Friendship"(With none of that Sissy Crap!!!!)Are you tired of those sissy"friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-just the stone cold truth of our friendship.1 When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end."Why?" you may ask?,"Because you are my friend". Friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth. Send this to"all 10" of your friends, then get depressed because you can only think of four!!! (don't send it back to me...I don't want to hear it!!!) And remember....when life hands you Lemons, get some tequila and salt and call me

Send This To All Ur Friends,And Me If I Am 1.If U Get 7 Back U R Loved1-3 u r a bad friend4-6 u r a ok friend7-9 u r a good friend10-& ^ u r a great friendDear Friend,When u feel like crying....call me. ! . ! . !I dont promise that I will make u laugh,but I can cry with u. If one day u want torun away dont be afraid to call me.I dont promise to ask u to stop......but I can run with u.If one day u dont want to listen to anyone.....call me.I promise to be there for ubut also promise to remain quiet.But one day if u call......and there is no answer.....come fast to see me.Perhaps I need you.____0000000000______0000000000_______000________000__000________000____000___________0000___________000__000_____________00_____________000_000____________________________000_000___________THANKS__________000__000____________FOR___________000____000__________BEING_________000______000__________MY_________000_________000______FRIEND______000_____________000______________000_________________000__________000______________________000____000___________________________00__00_______________"_______________xxx_________________ 2 hr ago

Calli love you to death. If I don't get this back, I understand. But I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 15 people that you really care about, including the person that sent it to you. If you receive at least 7 back, then you are loved. Nobody knows what they have until they loose it. You never leave the person whom you love for the one you like, because that person who you like will leave you for the person whom they love. Tonight, right at 12:00am, your true love is going to realize that they LOVE you! Then something is going to happen to you between 1:00 and 2:00 a.m. Tomorrow, be ready for the greatest shock of your life. If you break this chain, you are going to have bad luck in love for the next years of your life. Send this to 15 people in 15 minutes. Do it if you wanna know who your real love is.ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOU, ii LOVE YOUSEND THIS COMMENT TO ALL THE PPL YOU LOVE. LOOK DOWN AT THE TABLE TOO SEE HOW MUCH PPL LOVE YOU.......1= NOT SO LOVED, YOU SHOULD GET OUT OF TOWN2= SOME PPL LOVE YOU BUT NOT TOO MANY.3= PPL LIKE YOU.4= PPL LOVE YOU!5= DANG, PPL REALLY DO ADORE YOU!