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| | 10 thoughts for 2009 |
| created @ 02/22/2009 08:09 pm |
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Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish, and you feed him for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and he won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky..... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make their world weird. Now, the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Should we put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration? |
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