Ten Reasons A Teddy is Better Than A Man
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1.They're soft n cuddly
2.They dont talk back to you.
3.They listen to your every word n never interupt you.
4.You dont have to talk to it when you wake up every morning.
5.They dont leave dirty laundry laying around.
6.You dont have to worry if they put the toilet seat down.
7.They're never late for a date.
8.They're always there for you no matter what time of day or night it is.
9.You dont have to worry bout them not phoning you.
10.Finally, they get along with all of your friends and you dont have to worry bout them cheating on you.
