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Please steal a moment to fill this out with your opinions (and we all know what those smell like) in a comment sluts 1. Who the hell are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me or have i ever bit your nipple? 5. Would you suck my toes? (theyre very clean) 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one word. 8. What was your first impression? 9. Have I ever licked you? 10. What reminds you of me? 11. If you could give me anything what would it be? 12. Would you give me your last beer? 13. When's the last time you saw me? 14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?

sorry to keep posting these but i think they're funny: There is at least one person on your friends list that wants to Shag the hell out of you. (if they havent already ha ha) So lets play the Shag or Pass! game. The rules are simple... if you want to Shag the person who posts this, send them a comment(or a message if you don't want anyone else to see lol) saying "yep, I'd Shag you." ! haha YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!! and see who replies. There is at least one person on your friends list that wants to do u so!!! repost this as "Shag or Pass"

Aquarius (Jan. 20- Feb. 18) -- MY favorite sluts are Aquarius. Why? Because if you don't expect anything in return, you won't be disappointed. Sounds easy, huh? They will get under your skin though, so beware. It's easy to be hurt by an Aquarius because they don't want you to know what they are thinking. If they are silent but you are in the room with them...chances are they are in heavy thought. But don't worry, chances are they are thinking about you...and fifteen other things. Water bearers look at sex like it is a form of recess. They can turn you on by simply walking in the room. They are the Rain Man of the Zodiac. They give too much of themselves to others that don't give a shit...then get shy to those that care about them. Go figure. They like kinky. They are easy going. To them, it's a learning experience. Male Aquarians like to tease and live life in a fantasy world. Female Aquarians can't masturbate enough...Males never get the chance to masturbate because everybody wants a piece of them. They like their ankles nibbled. They love back massages. Their ultimate adventure is the "But we might get caught" game. They will fuck wherever they run the risk of being seen or found by another lover. Don't expect faithfulness from these creatures...it's just not in their DNA. They are open minded to the point that anything shiny will derail their train of thought. Fucking while standing or leaning is a plus here. Fuck with their mind and they will follow you anywhere. They enjoy being fucked in groups of three. Think being Jack Nicholson in bed with the three Witches of Eastwick? This is a Aquarian dream. They need you to make the first move. Not to be dominated. But to bring them back to earth now and again for a little physical funtime. They get lost in the clouds a lot. Don't derail from your personal pleasure course, however, otherwise you will be just talking to them all night. which can be stimulating just as well too. Beware! They are the flirts and teases from HELL! Never take one on a trip to a Home Depot when you are both horny. This can lead to nasty things.

I want to know 20 things about you. I don't care if we've never talked, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. You are obviously on my list, so let me know with whom I am friends! JUST HIT REPLY. 1.Your Middle Name: 2. Age and Zodiac Sign: 3. Single or Taken: 4. Favorite place to hang out: 5. Favorite pet/animal: 6. Favorite Band/Artist: 7. Favorite Movie: 8. Tattoos and/or Piercings: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 9. Whats your philosophy on life? 10. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you: 11. What is the craziest thing you've ever done? 12. Ever been arrested/ gone to jail? 13. Do you think I'm attractive? 14. If you could change anything about me, would you? 15. If you could change anything about yourself, would you? 16. What do you wear to sleep? 17. What is your favorite thing to do in the world? 18. Would you go on a date with me if i asked you? 19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? 20. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world.

I've always wanted to start one of these silly games, so let's see how well this one flies ... If you wanna be the secret lover of the person who posted this bulletin, send them a private message saying "me love you long time". Then repost this bulletin with the title "who's my cherry lover?" If you don't repost this within 69 seconds, then you're love life will stop dead in its tracks. Let the lovin begin! (repost of original by '~ HAFA ADAI ~' on '2006-11-01 20:30:23') (repost of original by 'Naughty Lil Devil' on '2006-11-01 21:03:13') (repost of original by 'taco4u23~juggalo homie~' on '2006-11-01 21:16:56') (repost of original by 'wzktm' on '2006-11-01 21:47:44') (repost of original by 'James' on '2006-11-01 22:46:34') (repost of original by '@-}Blackroses@-}' on '2006-11-01 22:48:54') (repost of original by 'Amber20' on '2006-11-01 22:51:02') (repost of original by 'BLUE EYED DEVIL' on '2006-11-02 00:49:10') (repost of original by '~Pain Is My Passion~' on '2006-11-02 02:33:23') (repost of original by 'Da Maine Man71' on '2006-11-02 02:35:32') (repost of original by '¢¾¢¾ ~WhiskeyGirl~ ¢¾¢¾ ~Rednecks Of CT~' on '2006-11-02 03:46:30') (repost of original by 'CelticCrusader' on '2006-11-02 04:35:15') (repost of original by 'Forbidden' on '2006-11-02 05:55:08') (repost of original by 'Brown_Eyed_Dave' on '2006-11-02 06:03:34') (repost of original by 'F******HOT marina aka Mrs Holydiver69[CHIEF-EFC !]' on '2006-11-02 06:13:28') (repost of original by 'Big_Guy' on '2006-11-02 06:16:57') (repost of original by 'Toxic and very Addictive!!' on '2006-11-02 06:52:19')

HOW BAD R U WANTED Post this and see what number people send you....don't be scared!! (1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute as heck (4) hot (5) fine (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) id take u to my crib (10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf (11) i love u baby (12) call me.....(__)____-___ repost this or see 9 years of bad realationships repost HOW BAD R U WANTED