Wanna give a big shoutout to all the AI abusers out there. May your assholes itch and your AC take a shit. Have an electric weekend!

It's hotter than a witches mitt.

Reached DEEEEEEP into the backwoods and inflated a delusional ego I see.

MY TRANSGENDER CAT'S SIAMESE, IDENTIFIES AS BLACK BUT ACTS CHINESE

HEAD shots for the summer, YOU better walk around like Daft Punk!

Why do most of the flirty mfkers on this site look like dirty dish rags with the confidence of Clorox wipes?

I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's my ankle.

1:30 am and I got that damn slingshot. Not sure I'll try for more. That was painfully NOT FUN.

These re-invites be lagging like a mfker. Everyone just let me do it alone, kay? lol

I hope them sentiments symbolic. My temperament bipolar, I choose violence

They not like us, they not like us, they not like us.

Twas a good birthday.

If you find yourself on the other end of a N/A[public profile], you were a jackass at some point and deserved it. Sorry, not sorry.

RESET, and last HH I'll be paying attention to before bed. That last one, I'll be asleep. Thanks for today.

Go watch Airplane. If you have never seen it, WATCH IT! Have fun

RATES RESET! So, I have this 5k photo ratings in a day and I am just about halfway there. If you want to help with that, cool. If not, cool. If you want to jump in my shout box and call me a needy asshole, cool. I have thick skin, I can take it.

GM starts at midnight. 10 coins to get in for the whole thing. 5 HHs throughout the day, stuff running, no planned resets, no requests, just deal with it. It's a bday party.

5 coins to be added tomorrow for the day. GM all day thanks to my wonderful wife, plus other stuff. 5 coins and thats it so no questions and no bitching because I didn't "reset". Fun for me, business for you. Sound good?

Be confident in yourself, but be realistic at the same time. No self respecting person is going to fall for you if you keep taking pictures with stains on your walls and garbage piled up in the background while wearing a shirt with obvious wear and tear. Clean it up.

Men, don’t take the ability to grow a beard for granted. Take care of that shit. Trim it. Shape it. Use beard oil and wax. Don’t just grow it out and let it run wild, looking like you have furry, tattered wings extending from your cheeks with wispy wayward curls loose on your chest. Are you aiming to look lazy and homeless? THERE IS UPKEEP TO BE HAD!! SEE A BARBER for fucks sake, PLEASE!