1) When you are sworn into court, you bring your own grimoire.
2) You've been seen talking to cats. They talk back and you understand
what they are saying.
3) When asked if you believe in God, you ask, "Which one?"
4) You know what "widdershins" means and you apply it.
5) You have an entire spice cabinet and you don't cook.
You know that laurel and bay leaves are the same thing.
6) Your familiar's ashes are on the mantel piece
7) You know there are exceptions to the law of physics. You've caused them.
8) The first things your guests say is "My, That's a nice...altar...you have there."
9 )n Halloween, you yell "Happy New Year!" at passers-by.
10) You now that christmas tree's are originally Pagan, thats why you have one!
12) You have friends who say they are elves and you believe them.
13) You commit blasphemy in the plural.
14) Upon dying, your first thought is, "Damn it, not AGAIN."
15) When you say "Mother Nature," you don't mean it in a anthropomorphic way.
16) Gaia is NOT the lady on Captain Planet.
17) You think The Mists of Avalon should be a religious text.
18) In religion 100, you were disappointed because they didn't cover YOUR gods.
19) You know there is a right way and a wrong way to draw a pentacle.
You CAN explain the difference.
20) You've spent the last year and a half looking for a familiar.
21) You talk to trees and they talk back.
22) You know dragons and faeries exsist, you've seen them.
23)You've seen "The Craft." You know they were making stuff up in "The Craft." You have explained this to other people.You can do it better than they did in "The Craft."
25) You understand the sybolism behind a maypole.
26) You've ever ended a phone call with "so mote it be."
27) Your children go around telling people that "The Goddess loves you."
28) You think that "Scott Cunningham" is a household name...
29) You feel that there is no such thing as having too many cats...
30) The emergency calls you get at work are your teenagers wanting to know the whereabouts of the extra candles, incense or other misc. ritual items.
31) Someone asks you what you are doing wandering around in the woods wearing a robe, and you answer cheerfully: "Going to church!"
32) Friends give you candles and incense as a gift.
33) There are more jars of strange smelling plants in your cupboards
than there are cereal boxes.
34) You find yourself making corn dollies in the checkout line
at the local grocery store.
35) You start answering the phone with "Merry Meet".
36) When cleaning house you have to specify. "Where is the broom?
No, not that broom, where is the one to clean the floor with?"
37) When people ask you where the best walking trails are, they all go past strange earth mounts, stone circles, and oak groves
u're reading this page. You understand what it's talking about.
