I've been a surf instructor in Waikiki, Hawaii since 1972. My name is Trevor. You can call me that, or my alter ego name Yeahmon(pronounced how it's spelled), Ninja Cuddler, fatty, tubby, dickhead, dildo... just call me whatever the fuck you want, except baby. That one is reserved for someone special. I found this site just around 8 years ago just a bit after it changed from Cherry Tap to fubar. It was a fun place to come hang out and escape from my dull pathetic life until they made drastic changes to it that I thought sucked. I went on fu hiatus to show them... but I came cowering back, fresh off the short bus and this place still sucks and I'd have left again by now but something very special keeps me here. Face it FuFuckers, we're all suckers funneling our money into this vortex leading right into a very clever guys fat pocket. We could be funneling our money into something more meaningful like my pocket. Before the fu change I made a lot of great friends here, some still around. I joined a leveling group called the shadow levelers and ended up the leader. It was back when you got to Godfather level and that was it. We helped a lot of people back at a time when you leveled by rates and a lot of them either left or don't remember how they got to the top. I must have rated thousands upon thousands of pictures. What the fuck was I thinking? So if you see me come rating pics that's why. Kind of what I'm used to. Or, maybe I'm a creepy peeping tom voyeur. I'm not interested in flirting really nor do I care if you think I'm sexy cause I'm really not. I look like a cross between Danny Devito and Shrek. This is a website. Though you're real and I'm real we're merely in an internet fantasy world here. I'm not here looking for a date, I have someone who is my universe. I write and sing her songs, I'm a hopeless romantic who is just insanely in love. We have sheep farms in Oregon if I'm looking for a date anyway. I'm just here for friends, entertainment, and a laugh and I do a lot of laughing here at the trolls of fubar. The cheesy comments men leave on women's pictures are always a favorite of mine. I'm a land pirate. I will sail across a vast desert, mountains, plains for my booty. My sails are strong, they have weathered great storms and will weather plenty more. Going my way?.. *bring me along. Never is an ocean, this I know because I AM the ocean and I'd sail those seas no matter how rough the weather because *I'm a bad fish too. I really believe *what will be will be and I'll search *Everlong for that treasure. I'm a fearless surf instructor who will paddle out even if it means being lost at sea. I'll get there though. *Wait and see... *I'm thinking out loud. Please know that no one here is any better than anyone else. We're not dealing with too many real life millionaires, models, rock stars, etc. here. All of the glamorous top rated people here are just normal people like you or me who just want to be attention whores and seek the spotlight, only the spotlight here is a mere flashlight. Nobody outside of fubar knows you exist here nor give a flying fuck who the fuck you are so HA! Don't take ANYONE serious on here especially me. I'm an attention whore myself but I'm just looking for people to laugh at me. And yes, I laugh at my own jokes. I will be friends with just about anyone, short, tall, skinny, fat, beautiful, ugly, rich, poor, etc., etc. I'm more than happy to chat with you, rate your pics, polish your bling, like/rate/fan/add, all of that shit, but don't ask me to buy you anything and don't ask me to crush you. My crush is set in stone on someone who is very important to me and you look tacky asking for it anyway or even hinting. I'm a cheap fucker and I will not likely dump much money into here, it's pointless like tits without nipples. You get nothing in return but an empty pocket and a bit of a boosted ego from being popular on a website the rest of the world couldn't give a fuck about. I can't say I won't get bling and hand it out here and there to people I like enough to send it to. I don't mind sending little bits of it here and there to make someone smile or for special people but I'm not trying to buy you anything unless we are intimate and chances you and I aren't so don't ask. I won't pay you for the opportunity to look at your nude pictures. There's only one Mimsy that I'm interested in. There are millions of free porn sites to go to if that's what I want to look at online. I can direct you there if you need any suggestions. I don't go searching for nasty pics on here, not many are easy to look at but I'll rate them if you want, you get points rating them using the fubar app. and if they are ugly thats ok... I work in an ER and I see some pretty hideous kippers. I won't pay you anything so go ahead and keep your blue waffles locked up. Your kipper probably looks like an old grilled cheese sandwich anyways. I don't post any either, my wiener is too small to see without a microscope. Like a turtle head poking out of a mountain cave. The only place my wiener is seen is in the shower, in the RV, in the bed, in the sappy app, and with the hubble telescope. Not here. Fubar Skins are fucking annoying, I have them shut off. Woopty fucking do, your fucking page is all flashy and shit. I can't read a fucking thing and it will just give me a headache. I take the time to read profiles if you don't look boring...A few things about me: I listen to all kinds of music, it's my passion and I go to as many concerts as I can. I'm a singer, a terrible one at that, but I sing to an audience of one who seems to enjoy it. I write my own mushy songs. I've been an extra on the TV show Grimm, I tend to feel chippy, I am an indipublicrat meaning they are all a fucking joke, all my tattoos were done by the same artist who now is retired. I was raised in Southern California but consider myself an Oregonian and my heart remains in misery. I'm on the boards of several community organizations and I'm the Chairman of my neighborhood association (believe it or not). I fly fish, I'm a beer snob, pro gun, pro abortion, anti war, antichrist. I don't enjoy long walks on the beach unless it's with a certain special someone who will someday sit at Haystack Rock with me. I'll bury your head in the sand like a cat turd. I walk in the mountains and on water like jeebitz. If you've read this, I either apologize for putting you through it or feel sorry for you for burning all the time it took you to read it. Anything else you want to know just ax. Enjoy your virtual bar full of retarded people!****WARNING****WARNING****WARNING****WARNING****Any fuck nut using this site or any of its associated sites for study of it's morons - You do not have my permission to use any of my penis pictures in any form or forum both current or future. If you have or do, it will be laughed at and will be deemed a serious violation of public well being and will be subject to legal ramming up the ass. If you post a warning similar to this mockery on your page please realize that no one gives a rats ass. They will still use your pictures. People pirate stuff online every minute of the day. If you don't want it out there don't post it, simple as that. Don't be fucking stupid.Search Video Codes