Ok this is a new MUMM account, the other account got banned the new one I just made. Believe me I know adding me and re adding me is a pain but I am worth it..For Comedy purposes if any and to entertain you..

FUBAR has the worst system on the internet for banning Global Mumms.

PEOPLE SHOULD NOT TAKE FUBAR SERIOUS. IF YOU DO YOU HAVE MENTAL ISSUES.

THE INTERNET AND WHAT PEOPLE SAY ON IT IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY.

MOST OF YOU GETTING FUMARRIED THINK THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.

GET A FUCKIN LIFE!


I AM NOT A HOMO
I AM NOT SOME WEIRDO WITH A FOOT FETISH THAT WANTS YOUR FOOT PICS TO JERK OFF TOO!
I LIKE WHAT I LIKE, IF THAT DOESN'T COINSIDE WITH WHAT IS TRENDY THEN FUCK YOU!
FINALLY I AM NOT HERE TO BANG ANYONE I AM HERE TO KILL SOME TIME!PLEASE BE OVER 18 and NOT INTO DRUGS!

NEW ADDITION PLEASE OTHER MEN STALKING OTHER MEN OR WEIRDO FAGGOTS THAT CHECK OUT OTHER MENS MUSCLE PHOTO'S BECAUSE THEY DO NOT HAVE ANY PLEASE STOP... GOTO THE GYM AND STOP WASTING YOUR FAT LIVES AWAY ONLINE.. I'M SICK OF IT EVERYTIME I TURN AROUND SOME FAT 43 YEAR OLD FUCK IS CHECKIN ME OUT.. PLEASE DUDES GO SUCK YOUR OWN DICKS OR SOMETHING..

Another thing, these clubs girls belong to here..
" SECOND ALARM HOTTIE".. first off 99 percent of you that belong to these " Stilletto girls" clubs are so unbelievably ugly, I can't even take it. So instead of embaressing yourself and posting NSFW photos of yourself and disrespecting yourself.. Just realize you are ugly, and show me some character.. Like if your name was, "Second alarm fat ass white trash pig".. I would laugh and totally admire your character... I realize the internet is a fantasy world but.. Realize belonging to these groups does not make you hot..

FAKES AND LIARS: JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A SALUTE DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE REAL. I AM NOT SURE WHY ALL THE CRAZY PEOPLE THAT LIKE TO LIE ON THE INTERNET ARE ATTRACTED TO ME. REALLY, DON'T BE INTIMIDATED, BE YOURSELVES LADIES. I HAVE HEARD EVERY LIE IN THE BOOK HERE. MOST GIRLS ON HERE ARE MARRIED OR HAVE KIDS AND ARE CHEATING AND HAVE SOMETHING TO HIDE. FOR THAT SIMPLE REASON, GO FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO BULLSHIT. I WILL ONLY TOY WITH YOU IF YOU LIE TO ME AND MISLEAD YOU, I AM NOT NAIVE. BUT I HAVE CHATTED WITH 100 FAKES AND CAN SMELL ONE FROM A MILE AWAY. SO FOR THIS REASON, I DO NOT MEET PEOPLE FROM HERE BECAUSE MOST OF YOU ARE COMPLETE WHITE TRASH SCUM BAGS. I MYSELF DO NOT LIE HERE OR TRY TO BE SOMETHING I AM NOT. PLEASE SHOW ME THE SAME RESPECT AND TELL THE TRUTH. BECAUSE I DO NOT BELIEVE ONE WORD ANY OF YOU IDIOTS SAY, UNTIL I SEE YOU FACE TO FACE.. WHICH RARELY IF EVER WOULD I MEET ANYONE FROM THIS STUPID THING. MEN DO NOT LIE ABOUT THERE LOOKS ON HERE, IF I WERE A LIAR I WOULD NOT BE SOME HOT OLD MUSCLE GUY WITH A SHAVED HEAD, I WOULD BE MARIO LOPEZ SOME HOMO MALE MODEL ALL THE CHICKS LOVE.. SO I AM VERY REAL.. THIS GIRL ON HERE BUDGIRL88... A TOTAL FAKE, SOON AS I CALLED HER OUT SHE DELETED HER ACCOUNT, SHE GOES TELLING EVERYONE SHE IS A BUDWIESER MODEL.. BUT SHE IS JUST POOR WHITE TRASH.. NO REASON TO LIE ON HERE AND MAKE PEOPLE LIKE YOU.. I AM NOT OUT TO HURT ANYONE HERE.. I AM REAL AND I TELL THE TRUTH.. SCUM BAGS HERE NEVER CEASE TO AMAZE ME.

Finally, I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS... OH WE ARE ONLINE MARRIED THING... FOR INSTANCE, HI MY NAMES JADED SUN AKA WIFE OF FUBAR MINION AZATAR... UMMM... YOU FUCKIN FAGGOT GEEKS ARE OVER 30 AND STILL GETTING ONLINE MARRIED! PLEASE GET A FUCKIN LIFE AND STOP ACTING 12..>>>>>>>>>>>

Secondly, I have a really great sense of humor. If you are some overly sensative Betty home maker that needs a tan and can't handle that I am an eccentric and very funny. Then you need to find some laid back geek named, " CHAD, or CHET, BRENT, BRETT, KEVIN, CHENT, SAYWER.. or some homo Irish geek with red hair to chat with you can boss around. Because I am very respectful to ladies but I like to joke, tease have fun. You will always be respected but please realize I do not always mean what I say when I joke.

What can I say, my sense of humor is what makes me most attractive. People say I should definetly be a stand up comic. I am an eccentric, I follow the beat of a differnt drum. I am very focused and intense, yet I can be lax and I love to mess around and have fun! I have this never ending energy and I am not like my age. Though I am my age in the important things. You can have a serious conversation with me. I have a very serious side. But also I will sit up all night with you and laugh or go out on the weekends. Most of my friends are older and married washed up. I continued to work out and look great for my age. I like people with tons of energy. I am always looking to make new friends. I do not need online to hook up with girls so making friends is much more important to me than hooking up. If you would like to chat with me, try and be drug free and 21 and over only. These things don't tell you much about a person, if I do not make you die laughing in the first 5 minutes we chat. You can get your money back..Ask me for your Aim or Yahoo if you want to chat this Shout box sucks!

Lou