Over 16,526,062 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?
Just got a phone call:
Me: Hello?
Caller: Hello
Me: Hello?
Caller: Lisa?
Me: Sorry, no Lisa here
Caller: Do you have a daughter named lisa?
(I guess I have an old voice)
Me: Nope, sorry, you have the wrong number
Caller: Is this 123-4567?
Me: Yes, but there is no Lisa here
Caller: Well I banged a chick named Lisa and she gave me this number
Me: Well guess what, you must have sucked and she doesn't want you to call her anymore
Caller: You don't know any girl named Lisa, have you banged a chick named Lisa?
Me: Just your mother, *click*
