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Election Day -----May 12th

Just to let you know...I won the election. Its nothing special...a county position but hey...its my first election! Hey folks, don't forget today is election day! Our soldiers are in Iraq now so that we can have the freedoms we enjoy. Have a great weekend and don't forget to vote! I'll let you know how I did in the election later when I find out! GO SPURS GO!!!! I'll be at the Spurs game tonight...check it out on tv tonight. For those not sports minded...they are my favorite NBA basketball team.

I Have Bad News

Well, everyone knows that its really been raining here in Texas and my yard has some woods out back. Well, yesterday I was out back trying to cut the weeds with the mower and I looked up into a tree and found a cat stuck up there. I heard it crying something awful so felt like I had to get it down. I got my ladder out and set it up under the branch where the cat was and tried to get it down. Well, the poor thing was so scared it didn't know what to think and so it attacked me with all claws bared. Long story short...I fell off the ladder and landed on my lawnmower pushing it into where some rocks were and a rock shot out from under the mower and hit the cat killing it. Well, the lady next door saw what happened and called the police and complained that I just killed her cat. Anyway, this is getting long and I am hurting. I am in a holding cell with a broken arm at the police station and charged with Cruelty to an Animal and am to be held till the wife bails me out. She went to her mother's house and told me to enjoy my weekend. At least I have my laptop and you guys as my Friends. Love to You All and Happy April Fools Day!!!
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