Words Women Use:
1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
2.) FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually
end in fine.
4.) GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) LOUD SIGH: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idio t and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) THAT’S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) THANKS: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just
say you're welcome.
8.) WHATEVER: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9.) DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT. Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times,
but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's
wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.