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created @ 01/24/2007 08:31 am
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I have this problem . . . I've got a massive crush on--- wait for it . . .



Myself!!!



Okay enough fooling.


I've got a real problem and it is men/women that can't pass a mirror, windows anything that shows their refection and they just need to stop and primp. What the heck for? You look the same as you did at the last window.

My brother when he was younger would do these freaky poses in the bathroom-- Shirt off and his chicken chest stuck out---strutting around with his arms flying up and down.

"Who's the sexy beast?"

"Come on."

Strut the other way and kiss his little pecks.

"You're the sexy beast!!"

Do a few turns and spring down on one knee and he would repeat this over and over.

*Giggles*

Seriously though I am really leery of these serial primpers. They say don't talk to strangers be aware of any strange behavior---well that is right up there with my Grannie got abducted by aliens and had Elvis love child strange.

I got my eye on you pimpers...

I do!!!!




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