everyone loves him
he only works one night a year
he is fat, but still eats all the milk and cookies he wants
he has an original fashion sense and no one makes fun of it
his job is to make others happy
He has been around hundreds of years
His beard is even cooler than mine
in order to deliver all those gifts, his sled has got to me the hottest ride on the planet
He is a stalker, and yet folks dont get upset at him, folks sing about it (you beter watch out.....he sees you when youre sleeping, he knows when youre awake- sounds like a stalker to me)
He loves to do his "ho ho ho"s
