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ps my fu wife is a jealous twat, but i still adore her
MY LOVELY FU WIFEY IS HAVING A MELTDOWN AND IS BLAMING SWEET INNOCENT ME FOR IT
THAT`S ALL
a guy i know, not a real good friend , started getting into crank a little while ago. last night he was firing off shots in an rv park with a 30/30. 2 swat teams showed up, he ended up with 2 in the chest and one in the leg
why does anybody even mess with that shit?, i think he was trying for suicide by cop
got a new bird over the weekend
i know, i bitch about the other 3 now
i totally refurbished a cage, painted it, made her new toys, all the good stuff
this is a female indian ringneck, 2 years old and she is bright yellow. if and when her and finn the turquoise male mate they will have pure white chicks with red beaks
she was an aviary bird and never been handled before, got her wings clipped first time today and wasn`t fuckin happy. she got loose after the clipping and before i got her in her cage. she bit me 4 times as i tried picking her up, drew blood all 4 times. i finally got a hold of her by the tail and she managed to pull free,leaving all her tail feathers in my hand.
she now looks like one of those peeps, the easter marshmallow candies
me and her are not off to a good start
i`ll take some pics later
no , not the fuckin kinks song
people say that they get paranoid from smoking weed just don`t have the proper frame of mind
they are looking at the illegality of it and getting carried away with that part
i just smoked a bowl and the last thing i feel is paranoid
dammit wicked you are gonna be away from home and in BC.home of some of the worlds best weed
you better get high
first off this doesn`t apply to my new owner, bless her kind soul for saving me
and disregard my status i`m still trying to think of a new one
and this isn`t about wicked my lovely sweet fu wifey
fuck,this must be about helly and her sending me links to every heiffer in lingerie on this damn site
how can i get even with her?
tossed some boneless chicken breasts on the grill about noon today, just seard both sides of them
picked a few green bell peppers and some hot red peppers from the garden. sauteed them in olive oil with a purple onion.
set the hicken in the crock pot, smothered it with the peppers and let it cook on low all day
had that and some cubed honeydew and watermelon, chilled and dusted with sea salt
boring day today but food was fuckin great
if humans are such an evolved species why are we the only ones that need toilet paper?
every other fuckin animal can shit cleanly
if things from the past are so good that people want to bring them back, why did the die out in the first place? eh, fuck retro anything
why don`t i give a fuck about anything anymore?
she chops off all her hair and dyes it red and won`t takes pics
says she is too busy boiling the shit out of eggs
i hate her
