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Lesson One: Fucking 1. It's only fun if you know what the hell you are doing in the first place. Sure you see all these porn stars doing flips and such while having sex. If you feel you can't do that position, then don't do it. 2. When a girl says "NO" it means "NO." But if she says: "No, don't stop!", then your ass better keep up with her. Note: If you start to go out of breath, change up your speed. Nothing wrong with going with the flow of traffic. But if you stop, then that's how accidents happen and people get hurt! 3. Women love a man who can show them a good time in the sack. So show them a good time. If you feel like your dick is too small that thrust that puppy into over drive. Make her feel like she is an ocean and her cervix is the iceberg! You are the Titanic that is gonna hit and sink into her. You don't hit that iceberg, then we've lost all hope. -At Your Cervix Team ("We care because good sex is hard to come by")

Need advise? Has your love life hit rock buttom? Has your sex life been in the pits? We know whats up and care about how you feel. Rejection can be a bitch! Well "At Your Cervix" rejects no one! We understand how hard it is to get a head in life. Sometimes men think with the wrong head! But we are men! So don't be mad unless you are a man hating lesbian. Then you have every right to be mad! With love At Your Cervix Team (Charlie C. & Michael P.)