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I'm a 47 year old dude. I've been married and divorced 3 different times. Each one could've been on Jerry Springer, Montel Williams or Dr. Phil. Divorce sucks. When I married these women I thought I'd have someone there to grow old with. Well, that idea sure turned out different. I've got no kids that I'm accountable for. Due to a broken back, my health isn't what it used to be. It's kind of hard to make ends meet on Social Security Disability benefits alone but somehow, I've been managing...
I'm currently single and unattached to anyone in particular. I have a lot of lady friends but basically, keep it that way. Ain't no sense in complicating things, right? Besides, I've been burned in 3 marriages and by some other relationships. I think I got the right to be extra choosy. But, I sure love the ladies. Funny how true that saying is... "Can't live with 'em and you can't live without 'em..." Sorta like wanting to save your cake and eat it too.
I've been asked what I look for in a woman. Well, I'm highly attracted to redheads, though I've married only brunettes... go figure. Blondes? Well, for some reason all the blondes I know always become just friends. I'm attracted to petite women but that really doesn't matter. I like a woman that is fun to talk to, hang out with, is confident and not cruel. I really like a woman that looks great in a pair of jeans but also likes to wear a dress.
JUST TO LET EVERYONE KNOW... I'LL RATE AND FAN ALL OF THE LADIES. DUDES, SORRY... I'LL RATE YA MAYBE WITH A FRIEND REQUEST... BUT, I'M SURE THAT Y'ALL UNDERSTAND THE EYE CANDY EFFECT! NEED I SAY MORE?

Dealing with pain on a constant basis has made me appreciate the medicinal value of alcohol. So, I partake in much quantity when I can afford to. Unfortunately, I also suffer from chronic depression. So, I kinda cut-up and get silly sometimes to try to perk myself up. Gives me a goofy demeanor and I don't mind... Do you?