12.1.12 the journey begins ♥Sarah♥

Happily fumarried, I love you ♥Sarah♥

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. ♥Sarah♥

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. ♥Sarah♥

Arguing about whether the glass is half full or half empty misses the point, which is this: the bartender cheated you. ♥Sarah♥

Hurricane preparedness tip: 1. Buy several kegs of beer 2. Drink beer 3. Wait for flooding 4. Drop kegs in water 5. Float to safety.... ♥Sarah♥

Just been banned from a Christian dating website. Apparently "Hung_Like_Jesus" isn't an appropriate user name! ♥Sarah♥

Look officer, I'm not being a smartass. All I'm sayin' is if you caught me then you were speeding too. ♥Sarah♥

Sometimes I like to go to the hardware store and run around with a screwdriver shouting, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is not a drill!" ♥Sarah♥

Sociologists say that social media is creating the laziest generation. I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the "Like" button. ♥ Sarah ♥

TY for all the luvins everyone :D Sleep well FU ♥ Sarah ♥

30 minutes left on the Rock Star, lets finish this weekend off with a bang ♥ Sarah ♥

Thank you everyone for helping with my likes, 6.5m points to go lets knock that out this hour ♥ Sarah ♥

Only 113 more likes to go for my requirement, if you would be so kind :D ♥ Sarah ♥

YAY level 48 ty everyone who has helped :D ♥ Sarah ♥

Lets finish off the weekend right and party like a Rock Star ♥ Sarah ♥

Hope everyone is having a happy football day :D

Anyone wanna trade RockStars? ♥ Sarah ♥

LMAO 20m points in 24 hours by myself, little help :D ♥ Sarah ♥

Ty so much for all the comments on my blast everyone, knocked the requirement out in an hour :D ♥ Sarah ♥