Back but only here sporadically when the crap slinging chimps aren't howling and rattling their cages or on the loose with poo flying everywhere lmao ;) Thank you to all who didn't forget about me while I was gone :)

Vacation starts this afternoon Woot Woot :) Headed up to see my mom for the first time since October come Monday and visit old friends in the Minneapolis area. See you when I return in a few weeks. Behave and have fun while I am gone as The Chief will keep you in line and laughing until I return I am sure lmao

Thank you to all who have not forgotten me during my MIA from FU stretch. Still mostly MIA but popping in now and then when the crap flinging chimps give me a few minutes at work or when not butt tired at end of my long days. This is likely to continue for a bit yet as work situation still nowhere near settled and still doing my ex-boss's job on top of my own until they hire a new boss for me to spend time training SMH. At least they are paying me well for busting my ass with an extra $2000 per month while they search. They offered the job to me and I politely declined as I want nothing to do with 60 hour weeks every week. Have a wonderful day each and every day my friends :)

Will be MIA from Fubar for a bit. Things have gotten out of hand busy for me at work and will be doing 60-70 hour weeks for at least the next 3 weeks :( Not like many actually care but for those who do I will see you when I am able to return. Take care of yourselves. Will miss you

Will be MIA from Fubar for a bit. Things have gotten out of hand busy for me at work and will be doing 60-70 weeks for at least the next 3 weeks :( Not like many actually care but for those who do I will see you when I am able to return. Take care of yourselves. Will miss you

I get EXTRA Licky and Bouncy during the holidays

Because I'm bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, fun, Fun, FUN, FUn (at least my woman thinks so lol) Have a great week

Back here and there as I have time. Real life still crazy busy some days. Thank You for those who did not forget about me while I was MIA :) hugs

Taking some time off from Fubar. Real life has gotten just far too busy. Will still pop in now and then just won't be more than once in awhile. Take care my friends :) I will be back

I got told I needed to change my status because it was over 2 months old. Happy now? lol

Like and Rate me or I will Lick You then quickly bounce away into the 100 Acre FU. You don't REALLY want TIGGA fleas do you? lmao ;) Have a great week!

Smfh: 1 Point and 1 FU Buck from the Booty Chest :( That's like hooking up with a street walker and the booty is so bad she gives you your $$ back and then a BJ as an apology. With LOTS of teeth lmao ;) Thanks you M*F*'s..for NOTHING :(

Gone for 2 weeks vacation up to Minnesota to see some old friends and spend a little time with my mom as of 4/16 afternoon. See you first week of May my friends as will not be coming on to FU while up there. Why they call it Vacation lol

Hahaha FREE baskets of Bunny Crap available here. At least I won't pee on you this time lmao

The Master of Bouncy Fun is BACK...like most care lmao :) Hope you had a wonderful holidays my friends

Taking some time off of fubar for personal reasons :) Wishing my friends a very Merry Christmas from the Hundred Acre Wood. See you when I return

Cuz I'm bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy fun Fun FUn FUN F.U.N. ♦♦ At least my woman thinks so lmao ♦♦ Enjoy your day

So one of the Ho's I mentioned in last status about Secret Admirers decided to leave an insulting comment on it. Bye bye you stupid biatch lmao. And since I had blocked the other 2 already hopefully that is the end of it. Now if I can just get the gay guys to stop sending disgusting friend requests. Go find yourself a prison kind of love somewhere else. I am not interested and just will block you. Hope everyone else who can act like a civilized human on here (know that is asking quite a bit from quite a few lol) has a great week :)

Have to love when you get Secretly Admired by the same two Ho's every time there is a coin sale. Do you admire Me or do you admire my bank account lmao ;) And have to love that they never quit even though they never get doodly squat from me. Are there guys actually stupid enough to fall for this shit? Must be or they wouldn't do it time and time again. Sorry ladies...I dont want to see your tits or hoochie coochie. My woman lets me see hers for FREE and play with them too lmao. Have a great weekend. Leaving in the morning to go help my mom celebrate her 75th birthday this weekend. Play nice and don't let the Hoochie Coochie monster get you hahahaha ;)