Why can't I Like myself? I love myself. Why can't I Rate myself? I'm a 10 all the way. Why can't I Sh*tface myself? I can drink.

The best we can hope is that what we want is worth the evil that we do.

Wow, 7 years here. Crazy.

Busy, busy, finally get to relax. Go me.

Why does Patty's always cost sooo much money? And "because you drink too much" is NOT an acceptable answer. Just sayin

Birthday over, and not a single b-day bj. How lame is that?

Happy Birthday to me. WooHoo!!! Why is it so difficult to get a B-Day BJ lined up? Lame.

Stupid Insurance company. Had 3 different people tell me all was g2g, few weeks later I am no longer insurable....wtf? Really? I don't get it.

Ok my fellow FuBarians, it's time to make like a fetus and head out. Have a good "night".

Even though I have a blast at Anti-Valentine's parties, I think I am looking for a Valentine today, any takers?

Anyone else remember seeing the "Free Candy" van outside school and thinking "Anyone giving out free candy is ok in my book."?

Dawn rocks my fuckin' world. That is all, carry on.

Wish I had some spare cash to get a VIP, I need to change my profile pic like crazy. You know, to a pic that is not 6+ years old.

Asking a chick ya met to go to dinner tomorrow and she responds with "I'll get back to you" after 20 minutes of silence: good or bad? lol

Holy crap....I missed my 5 year Fu-Versary by more than a month. fml Oh well.

......Blah. Less than 4Mil until that req is fulfilled. lmao

Happy Patty's Day my fellow Fu's. GImme lots of love.

Awww....No birthday luvins for me.....Oh well. lol

Love on me because I'm awesome, spoil me because it's my birthday.

Woke up to say "Don't forget to spoil me today, it's my birthday. After all, I am awesome." Back before work, then shenanigans will occur.