Over 16,545,319 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?

hellkitten's Status
Thanks for all the likes, pokes, boosts, etc, y'all! Y'all rock! It's still going to take a year to get to the next level, then probably another year for the one after that...I play out of boredom. :D
Feb 2, 2019comment
Okay, so they have changed the requirements for 64. Instead of it taking another 5 years to get to the next level, it will probably just take 1. lol
Dec 12, 2018comment
I will be at this level forever. I've been on this site for years, and don't even have 1/2 the achievement points required to go to the next level. You have to spend money to go to another level and win nothing. What's the point?
Aug 15, 2018comment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkuSmJtRY8E&list=FLIRog3tRn7sddcaOIkGuXVA&index=4&t=31s
Jul 24, 2018comment
sorry didn't see all the likeasaurus requests on my page...I was just going fast
Jul 20, 2018comment
Now all I need is one of those Likeasaurus power thingies.
May 4, 2018comment
Okay, figured it out.
May 4, 2018comment
What the hell are they talking about? What's a "unique" inactive profile? ---> Re-invite 50 unique inactive profiles with a primary photo (must be at least level 59).
May 4, 2018comment
Just fyi, I usually miss all chats because that box is so tiny. No offense to anyone. :D
Apr 6, 2018comment
Your passion burns bright, and your fire catches me igniting my soul...Aroused by lust, violently your flames engulfing me, consuming my mind...body held in captivity, submitting mentally...enchanted by your majesty
Feb 15, 2017comment
Your lips gently pressed against mine... A silent submission of tongues intrtwined. My mouth tenderly pressed against yours. My voice trembles as you start to explore... Electric shocks as your tongue touches mine... An erotic dance of passing time. My heart's racing as fast as yours. My body's craving for something more....
Jan 26, 2017comment
It was a kiss to level mountains and shake stars from the sky. It was a kiss to make angels faint and demons weep…a passionate, demanding, soul-searing kiss that nearly knocked the earth off its axis.
Jan 15, 2017comment
Am I on crack, or did they change the level 50 requirements? I have been at level 50 for so long, I never even try anymore. I coulda sworn it was that you had to cherry bomb a bunch of people...now it says bomb shelter, and I have no idea what that means.
Jan 12, 2017comment
Two bodies trembling in the darkness, as love rains down and covers our drained lips... In a shower of sweetness, my hands reach inside the walls of candy, tasting love.
Jan 3, 2017comment
HAPPY NEW BEER Y'ALL!
Dec 31, 2016comment
Ho ho ho mother truckers! :P
Dec 23, 2016comment
Pathological liars know just one thing… lies. Any situation they are in they lie. These guys use their verbal skills to good effect in different situations. Yeah, a large number of pathological liars are smooth talkers. Pathological liars have a keen sense of perception and are seldom caught lying. If they sense they are going to be caught, they weave another story to cover up their lies. Pathological liars suffer from low self esteem which is why they use lies as a means to feel better about themselves. Pathological liars create an environment that helps them score brownie points with the opposite sex. They often feel good about themselves when their lover feels sad for them through the lies they have spoken. For liars every accomplishment through a lie feel like achievement. Pathological liars may get on the defensive if questions put forth are not in their comfort zone and they are not able to cook up a suitable lie to the question.
Dec 17, 2016comment
Carry me down into that liquid place again where we meet without talking, even though sometimes we're talking, where we laugh without making a sound, the punchlines floating off untethered and the corners of yor mouth tilting up like commas around some beautiful phrase we don't have to try to remember. Wedge your knee between my thighs and slip your fingers into me again, let them be glazed with human light and lift them to your lips, let them tell you what they found. I'll kneel before the sunset of your skin, its pale tone beginning to blush, evenly, every cell inspired to read, pushing toward that ruddiness of purpose, that sigh. My hands will wrap around the tendons of your wrists to hold you here, lowered over me like clouds before a storm, the enormous thunder and then the rain.
Dec 15, 2016comment
Don't ask to date me, or to be your girlfriend, if you can't put in the effort it takes to make it work. Don't be a coward and stop talking to me if you fuck up, stand up and face it like a MAN. I am not the hookups type, so don't treat me that way. Yeah, I like sexually dominant men, but that doesn't mean treat me disrespectfully. I'M ONLY PUTTING THIS HERE BECAUSE I GET ASKED DAILY WHY I AM SINGLE, INCLUDING TODAY. Also, I'm not skinny, so if you don't like bbw women then don't even bother. I am working on it, but it doesn't mean I will be skinny anytime SOON. There. You have it. Do with it what you will.
Dec 10, 2016comment
“Anyone who is observant, who discovers the person they have always dreamed of, knows that sexual energy comes into play before sex even takes place. The greatest pleasure isn't sex, but the passion with which it is practiced. When the passion is intense, then sex joins in to complete the dance, but it is never the principal aim.” ― Paulo Coelho
Dec 4, 2016comment
previous statuses>>>
userstatus.php' rendered in 0.0178 seconds on machine '189'.