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Rainbow Puke's Status
Why can't I be as handsome as a bald 115 pound meth fiend?
Jun 29, 2015comment
fu + relationships = LOL
Jun 12, 2015comment
Fat girls calling out fat girls over who's the fattest.
May 30, 2015comment
You damn gone totes cray cray
May 29, 2015comment
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
May 25, 2015comment
It is poor form to not thank someone for going out of their way no matter how small.
May 17, 2015comment
I'm the stick that stirs the drink.
May 17, 2015comment
Your Tauntaun will freeze before you reach the third marker!
May 16, 2015comment
Your woeful status amuses me
May 8, 2015comment
I need a massage.
May 3, 2015comment
Nero fiddles while Rome burns...
Apr 27, 2015comment
I need a massage.
Apr 26, 2015comment
I'm pretty sure it's FUCK YOU Saturday! Enjoy!
Apr 25, 2015comment
Hey! It's FUCK YOU Friday!!
Apr 24, 2015comment
It's FUCK YOU Thursday!!
Apr 23, 2015comment
It's FUCK YOU Wednesday!
Apr 22, 2015comment
It's fuck you Tuesday!
Apr 21, 2015comment
Batten down the hatches!
Apr 20, 2015comment
Today marks the 240th anniversary of the Battle of Lexington. If you are an American, take a moment to think (research if you have to) about the Liberty for which they fought. Then take a moment to compare and contrast what Liberty uneducated Americans give away every Election day for access to an EBT card.
Apr 19, 2015comment
Why yes. I am unapproachable.
Apr 13, 2015comment
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