I feel like I'm surrounded by a bunch of 14 year old girls who can only communicate in stupid via technology. Not only is it incredibly unattractive to purposefully shorten even the smallest words, like 'YOU' and 'ARE, you also look like a fucking idiot.

Every time I come on here, my eyes bug out and develop a twinkle and I can't focus on one thing. I imagine this is what a hard core gambler feels on that first visit to the Vegas strip. Or a misunderstood and abused person who takes that first hit of crack

I take my pants off one leg at a time just like everybody else, it's the way I take them off that makes me better than you.