I'm not crazy,My mother had me tested.

Going to the Ukraine for Christmas

If anyone could give me credits I'd love them 4-Ever!

My roomate woke me up by throwing cold waffles at my face.

Ok i'm going to bed

I might like you better if we slept together

ASSUME THE POSITION!

You hit me once I hit you back You gave a kick I gave a slap You smashed a plate over my head Then I set fire to our bed

So what if I go out on a million dates,you never call or listen to me anyway.