Some people make me understand why monkeys throw poo............. There are givers and takers. The takers eat better. But the givers sleep better. I am not procrastinating. I am strategizing. Still catching up. TYSM for all the support and encouragement from family, friends & fans :) Catching up from the past few days.......might take a while The best way to avoid "getting your panties in a wad" is to just not wear any...... It's just another day in paradise, minus that whole, you know, paradise thing............. In my next life I want to be the Karma Fairy........ You know how we each have an angel on one shoulder and a little evil devil on the other? Should I be concerned that my devil has wrapped my angel in duct tape? A certain amount of self-delusion is a prerequisite to what we collectively define as happiness Clowns are Satan's cheerleaders................ I'm not a role model. I'm a role villain ~ Marilyn Manson One day I tried to be normal...Weirdest 5 minutes of my life!! You normal people are weird I tell you! WEIRD!!! I have a method to my madness only I can understand... Stand up, or enjoy your fall........ Try to end every conversation with "Your argument is invalid." Bonus points for adding, "Boom" at the end. TYVM to everyone who helped me level up :) :D Can't change stupid, and can't negotiate with crazy........ Don't be afraid to talk to yourself! It's the most intelligent conversation you'll ever have! |
