Back in the H! I missed my bar!

Lat day in Clarksville? i hope so!!!!1

This Leo's soakin up the sun on this awesome day! Happy Summer Solstice!!

Wow I haven't been on since March?! Well I haz time now. I'm in Tennessee bitches!

I love one dollar wells nom nom nom

Leaving Louisiana today!

I like the way you use me

I wish my friends smoked pot instead of drinking all the damn time. Why can't we just smoke eat cheetos giggle and fall asleep like we used to

ugh I'm so bored, I don't know how much longer I can stay cooped up in this house watching Buffy. And where is the fucking sun at?! I want to lay out!

You effed with the wrong girl.

I'm tired of you, you're tired of me. I hate the things you said to me. Here's your chance to take it back, it's ashes

Float! Float on the bag of marshmallows!

Time flies like a arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

I was not amused last night. Not at all.

When you're single all you see are couples, when you're a couple all you see are hookers

Dance magic, dance Put that baby spell on me

Trained to dance by gypsies in the park

What? You want my cookies?!

Playin street sweeper tunes while watchin TIE fighters fly by

You are the ones who are the ball lickers!