the day has begun... get ready, get set ... wait a minute, I need more coffee :)

I always make an impression. You can love me or hate me, but you will never forget me.

Don't compromise your self-respect. Never kiss an ass that's shitting on you.

To impress a woman: kiss her, hug her, compliment her, love her, protect her, support her. How to impress a man: Show up naked with a beer.

You Win some, You Lose some, But Nothings better than getting some!!

‎"Don't make a girl fall in love with you if your not ready to catch her."

Someone needs a spanking... Oh wait, that would be me(;

burning the past, loving the present and raising a glass to the future..

If you can't stand the heat, why play with fire?

There are some people's opinions which I value, there are others that I just flush down the toilet with the rest of the shit

People who create their own drama, deserve their own karma

Wondering if the US Government gets the irony of trying to pass laws that limits their own citizens access on the internet while at the same time criticizing the governments of China & Iran for doing the same thing.

Any man that believes women are "the weaker sex" has never tried to reclaim his half of the blankets on a cold winter's night.

awake and ready to wreck havoc on the unsuspecting of the world