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Oaksterdam's Status
Sometimes there's no words for the f*cked up sh*t I see on here Lol. :p
Jul 13, 2012comment
Stuck in Asskrakistan countin the days until my r&r n hopin to go home to Cali for a few. :p
Jun 26, 2012comment
Wtf is up wit all ur statuses "I would love a LE bling" n "I would really like the Marilyn bling" so why don't u buy it urself. :p Guess showin ur naked pics is easier for u huh Lmao!
Jun 1, 2012comment
Enjoy ur long weekend n bbq Lol, but don't forget why u get the holiday off in the first place. :p
May 25, 2012comment
Why is it that women think I'm "too young"? I'm 25, been in the Army 7 yrs now, n believe me I seen more than most of u n lived more than most of u, so the age itself is relative to the experience. I must be 50 experience wise Lol. :p
May 23, 2012comment
Why in the f*ck do u ppl get Fu Married? LmFao! For real? U pay real $$ to "marry" ur fu love or...Wtf? :p
May 21, 2012comment
Aight explain to me how all these mofo's are spose to be in the Stan yet they seem to be online 24/7? Idk bout them but I sure as sh*t can't get online that much n when I do the net connection sucks a** Lol. :p
May 16, 2012comment
I would give anything for some chili cheese fries right now Lol. :p
May 7, 2012comment
I wish I had somethin profound to say here but...I got nothin Lol.
Apr 16, 2012comment
I need 4 new fans so I can level if I ever log in here again. :p
Apr 10, 2012comment
Another beautiful day in Hell.
Apr 10, 2012comment
Enjoy ur real food cause I had a beef stew MRE which u know wasn't too bad but it sure wasn't like a big pot of homemade Lol. :p
Apr 3, 2012comment
Another day like any other day. I'm stuck in that movie Groundhog Day where he wakes up n it's the same shit over n over n over again. :p
Feb 27, 2012comment
I love hearin how assholes on here don't care if a woman has a man n they're more than happy to try n get in her virtual panties knowin he's fkn deployed in Afghanistan. Fkn bunch of douches.
Feb 13, 2012comment
Today's status: Blah. :p
Feb 4, 2012comment
Since I ain't big n buff n movie star handsome or rock star famous does that mean I need to pay for women to pay attention to me? LmFao! Like that will ever happen. I'ma pass on all that fake admiration.
Jan 31, 2012comment
Finally made it to level 20 LmFao :p I'm never gonna be a Fubar superstar.
Jan 28, 2012comment
AIght people of Fu I still need some profile rates to level up so please? n Ty :)
Jan 25, 2012comment
If ur a dude n I "like" u it aint bromantic, it's cause u runnin ur rock star bling LmFao!
Jan 22, 2012comment
Bored :p
Jan 15, 2012comment
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