Oh boy it's touch yourself Tuesday!!! Yay me!!!

@ Seven Hmmm Does this mean I get to be ate? lol

Friday night and all I have to play with is myself, Damn I want something else

JUST ANOTHER LAWNCHAIR HIGH

WOWZERS!!!!I just figured out what to do for my Birthday this year, Rancid and the Transplants are playing!!! Yay me!!!

Wow its freezing here in my flat!!! Wish I had someone to cuddle up with. Hmmm I think I should start looking for a puppy. That way there would be so one around for me when I wake up from my bad dreams

Shiver me timbers what a lame day, gotta try and catch some Z's and have myself some Happy Dreams.

DAMN GOOGLE KEEPS FLAKING OUT ON ME. FMF

99 Problems and a Dick is one. lol I crack myself up!!!

All right nap time!!!!!!!1

Tall cans in the air let me see a fuck you!!! Brup!!

Im gonna jump off a bridge on Sunday!!!! Yay the suns out and I get to play!!!! Darnit I wish I had someone to play with!!!

Yay me I get to go fishing on opening day!!!!

This weekend sucks , Im going back to bed. Maybe I wont feel like shooting myself in the head later. HISSS

OKay my fu's Im getting off and in the shower, gotta crank some tunes. be back later mwah!!! Happy friday !!! TALL CANS IN THE AIR LET ME SEE A FUCK YOU!!!!

I'm feeling sassy and vagtastic

I really dont like roommates they fuck you out of a place to stay. sleep on your clean sheets , dont take showers for days. expect you to be there mommy and maid. and if my roomy thinks he's gonna touch me again he's gonna feel my knife in his gut.I'll rea

Uhhh I need something else polished.... Just saying

all right getting off now, mmm ahh Mwah sweet dreams my fu's!!!

Stroke that shinny coat stroking is what its all about...