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A female police officer pulled over a drunk man.she said anything you say will be held against you. the drunk yells"TITTIE
Anytime you dont feel special, just remember that you could have been a blowjob....;
What do a girl's arsehole and a 9 Volt battery have in common?
You know it is wrong but eventually you'll put your tongue in it!
you know you are getting old when.....you
'remember to do your part for the environment and shower with a friend.'....
I need a bad man, that will slam me up against the wall n kiss me like they mean it, & that will pull my hair, spank my ass n make the sheets come off my bed !!! just sayin !
One of two things are going to happen when you pull my hair - we are either gonna fight or f*ck so choose wisely!
A man is walking onto a plane with 6 kids. The Flight attendant asks, "Are these your kids?" Man says, "No, I work for Trojan and these are the returns."
what do women do after sex? 2% eat 3% smoke 4% take a shower 5% go to sleep & 86% finish the job themselves
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