Cleaning out the friends list getting rid of dead weight

Lets see who's not afraid to answer. where was the best place you had sex

Who's hotter soccer moms or hockey moms

nothing hotter then watching women beach volleyball

is as happy as a midget at a miniskirt convention

Is drinking a nip church a bad thing ?

What's the wildest and craziest place you had sex ?

Today my inner child threw a tantrum because the voices in my head refused to share the sandbox of my mental playground. It was weird.

Everyone has a photographic memory but not everyone has film..

a rooster and a cat are stood by a pool and the cat falls in. The rooster smiles! The moral is: Where you find a wet pussy, you'll find a happy Cock!!

good girls blush when they watch porn, bad girls smile cause they know they can do better.

we often spend so much of our money on buying clothes... but never realize that some of the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes!

Toy Story must have been written by a woman. Who else would name their toys Woody and Buzz!!

A husband and wife had been arguing all day. They pass a herd of jackasses. The wife says "relatives of yours?" Husband says, "yep in laws."

people say I'm crazy! can you believe that!? My pet dinosaur, Bob says I'm awesome.

When I was younger My math teacher asked me what comes after 69? Apparently "I do" is not the correct answer

Way up in Smithfield maine

I've just thrown a housewarming party for the assholes next door. Well I called it a housewarming, the police called it arson..

Sometimes even I'M afraid of the things my mind comes up with.

woke up thinking today was Sunday, almost didn't show up for work