Stay true to yourself cause few other people will be true to you

The secret to living is not to eliminate problems but to overcome and grow from them if the path you take has no obstacles then it probably won't lead you anywhere

Remember when the only fake friends you had were invisible sometimes i miss being a kid

I asked god for a new car this year but i know he don't work that way so i stole a car and ask for forgiveness :(

we're all in the same game just different levels, we're all in the same hell just different devils

II walked a mile with pleasure she chatted all the way but left me none the wiser for all she had to say, i walked a mile with sorrow and never a word said she but oh the things i learned from her when sorrow walked with me

Word has it that crowded elevators smell different to midgets

A good woman can make you feel strong sexy and able to take on the world oh no wait that's beer yeah beer does that

If the ocean was beer and i was a duck I'd swim to the bottom and never come up but the oceans not beer and I'm not a duck so pass me a bottle and shut the fuck up :)

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, then go find someone who's life gave them vodka, and have a fuckin party :)

You know something bad is about to happen when a friend says hold my beer and watch this

some people on this site are getting as old and worn out as a cucumber in a convent

put your hand on a hot stove for a min seems like an hour, sit by a pretty lady for an hour seems like a min now thats relativity-albert einstein

time is the greatest teacher, its too bad it kills all its pupils

i dont come with dice...so dont try to play me

you remind me of my chinese friend........ug lee

i dont come with dice so dont try to play me

reality is a crutch for people who cant handle alcohol

if you think you feel good, just wait till you feel me

you can never cross an ocean if your afraid to loose site of the shore, but if you reach for the stars you just might become one