I could really use a merc, could probably give bling if you stay long enough for me to do missions I need merc for http://www.fubar.com/mafia/join.php?acceptinv=226263

So I caved and did the salute thing, new Iphone, wanted to test camera. Went to hall of shame, I don't get why some of those were rejected. Humiliating.

I it just me or is everyone annoyed when thirty videos pop up in the feed all from the same person? Seems poor fu-etiquette to me.

Yes! I've been banned from two profiles now and all associated Mumms. Funny thing is I was being rational not mean.

Gather 'round ye pitbulls of babylon; there is a great fuckery in the land. We shall rake our dewclaws against the sword, and the weak poodle shall say; I am a strong Pit.

I have a conflict. I am too anti-authority to make a salute but the only way to make a mumm global is with a salute. I have vindictive mumms ideas. Suggestions?

Y'all do me a solid(American for a favor)? Ignore anything I say. Something about fubar just brings out the smarmy asshole in me.

Why do brilliant and crazy walk so close together? Why are the brilliant and crazy the only ones I'm interested? How is I always find them or them me? WTF?

http://www.opendiary.com/entryview.asp?authorcode=A312092&entry=23412 Christ, what's their cheesy logo? Because life doesn't happen in 144 characters? Something like that.

I probably owe a lot of people thanks and have appeared aloof. Thing about a cable modem is it's on anyhow, so I've left the page open without being here. Just saying.

No offense to the sober guys and gals especially those in rehab, but I'm really stoned on prescription drugs and fubar is so much cooler. I've got to crash. Love y'all.

I thought the people at the Clackamas County Best Buys we're the dumbest people on the planet (allowed to live independently). They cannot compete with the local best buys. I think if they collectively donated their brains to science that science would col

Just for the record; Drama cracks me up. I'm not putting it on my profile, but if you got a buttload of drama and you keep seeing No Drama! Everywhere. Bring it here. It cracks me up.

I don't know if I have the paw power since the surgery to say thank you to all the thanks and bombs and, um, pimp slap. If I don't get around to it this is for y'all. Thank you.

Driving to Coer D’ Alene to marry my future second ex wife, we were stuck in the high Sierra of Eastern Washington by emergency road maintenance. The sun was setting. We joked that god was just phoning it in, as far as sunsets went it was marginally

You know this place has always cracked me up, mostly in that sort of stupid human tricks kind of way, After a year or so I have met of few of those "great people" everyone keeps going on about though. Still, a lot of funny asshats here.

Thanks y'all. Finally got to take the damn bandage and splint off. I look a bit like Frankenstiens monster at my elbow, and paw still can't type, but thank you all for your support.

Going in for surgery tomorrow, may leave me without use of left hand for a while, mouse will still work, but comments, if any, if I'm here at all, will be short.

I'm stuck without a merc on fumafia I'll pay in credits or fubucks sb me http://www.fubar.com/mafia/join.php?acceptinv=226263

Swear to sweet swaddling Jesus next flipping rating bar I'm rating dead center, giving a five like I do to fluffy the phucking cat.