If you were A Vegetable, you would be A Cutecumber ;)

the closest i've come to murder is holding an Oreo in milk till the bubbles stoped...

GOT A PENNY!?!?

less man, more of a prophet...

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bored as helllllll....

just got back from the we came as romans show. if you didn't have fun then you didn't drink enuf booze!

9/13/1988 woot, im 23 now... soooo now what?

team took first in the 2011 tpa paintball series today!

mind if i hang out over here with you untill its safe back where i farted?

"hey wheaties, can you do something?" my responce "fuck you, pay me!"

just got back from hilton head island, i feel tan now lol

whats the allure in making a profile and posting pics claiming to be you when the people in the pics clearly have different noses and some have straight teeth while others have crooked teeth... atleast try to make it look convincing.

tpa open 5 man paintball tournament tomarrow :D

3 more fans then i lvl :O

if the opposite of "pro" is "con", what is the opposite of "progress"?

3 more fans, help me out :)

2 rates, 5 fans and ill love you forever :P ima go listen to the cd i found yesterday called boner jams 2003

apparently i need 9 profile rates, and 8 new fans for this lvl, who's nice n wants to help me out? :D

you wait for it to grow into a plant, then you FUCK the plant! just found an old burned cd that apparently the best name for it was boner jams 03'