Shitface would be great on this Labor Day

Bored as fuck at 330 am. Entertain me!

Is currently taking applications for a fu mama. Must be able to fulfil all my fu needs. Inbox me an application and please remember to add any special ability bling to maybe help persuade me to pick you

Happy Sunday everyone. Today would be a great day for one of my badass friends to buy me a God Mode

Happy Saturday fu kers

Sleepy time fu, would love to wake up and have a God Mode if anyone is feeling generous

A cherry bomb bling would be fun for the long holiday weekend. I will not turn one down if anyone wants to get me one

Someone get me shitfaced

I love likes and rates

Show me some love fu

Pimp would be nice

I like when I get new bling

I need to be liked 2500 times in one day. Any help is appreciated

I'm back!! 3 long years.

Could really use a pimp